Someone should gather all the creatively worded layoff announcements and put them into a museum.

Aside, none of these announcements even attempt to make sense.

GitLab's TAM is exploding, demand is through the roof, LLM tooling is making each IC more productive, and to capatalize on this moment GitLab is

... "transparently restructuring" by asking employees to quit so they don't have to lay off as many...