I think I might be missing something.

900 lbs is 400~ kilograms, but according to the Vizio spec page, the speaker is:

Sound bar Weight w/ Stand: 14 Lbs. Packaging Weight: 15.5 Lbs.

It's a figurative 900lbs.

	▲	NoMoreNicksLeft 6 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Someone forgot to put figurative weights and measures into the model's instructions again. Going to take twice as long to farm updoots with such lazy prompt engineering.