It's a reference to Xe Iaso's blog (e.g. https://xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prevent-this/CVE-2025...), which is itself a reference to The Onion.

It's possible I had seen that blog post and not remembered! I was intending to reference the Onion though (and even googled to make sure I had the wording right), but seeing someone else make the same joke and forgetting is certainly something I would do