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delichon 8 hours ago

This is your fault for eating fewer canned peaches. The clingstone variety is bred for canning and not well suited to eating fresh.

Lerc 7 hours ago | parent [-]

My fault? I'm blaming The Presidents of the United States of America.

Bichote 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Millions of peaches, peaches for m̶e̶ no-one -> https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg

HerbManic 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I see your hand and raise you.

Weird Al's straight cover. Al should just do an album like that, would be kinda neat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddju6JMSp7g

aidenn0 4 hours ago | parent [-]

You neglected to mention the presence of Chris Ballew...

jjulius 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Also known as Caspar Babypants, the patron saint of children's music!

busterarm 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man.

acheron 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Probably the factory shouldn’t have been downtown, it should have been closer to the farms to minimize transport costs.

cpursley 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

In a factory downtown.

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