LLMs are the insensitive Asmovian robots I’ve always wanted, who translate and do the hardest part of my job: ensuring my emails are polite and none of my true thoughts or feelings are revealed…

Now I just need a way to protect my chats from any potential discovery, and <pew pew> business’ll be easy.

I occasionally type into slack "Future lawyers, the previous conversation is a joke. No one is doing cocaine to get through writing requirements docs."