Everyone focuses on that part, but what the hell was with the girl that could repel bullets but it turns out that it was magnets but actually maybe she does have powers? And what about the weird thing where you start sword fighting your father/president/clone?

Yeah I know, sure, fake information on the internet. It's so prescient I guess, but the actual story is incomprehensible.

> but the actual story is incomprehensible.

You're almost there. Double the convolutions in your post and you'll finally understand Kojima.

And yes, that chick really does have to be topless, its not sexism. See, she breathes through her skin. Thats why she's such a good sniper

That stuff is just silly mostly-self-aware camp to keep the setting entertaining, don't overthink it. Everybody already knows and acknowledges that the series is absurd.