Too bad they don't care so much about factory worker safety or slave labor

I don't think the bake-off to decide which superpower has the worst human rights record is going to land where you want it to. Hint, they both suck.

FWIW, I'll take the one not dropping bombs to keep their BFF happy, boosting right-wing shitheads, threatening to invade their real allies and slapping dumb tariffs on everyone.