Maybe ours was weird then? We just didn't have much volume of that.

No amount of it is pleasant but it still felt, even at the time, like training wheels on a diaper.

Our first kid’s poops came out with velocity. For the first month or two, every poop change was also a full outfit change. We are very glad that our second kid’s poops come out at a normal speed, so that it is just the normal amount of drool which necessitates the new outfits instead.