I got you covered, boo. I will! For sport.

Anyway, for those in this situation, some anecdotes. I've outright refused to do questionable things and kept my job. I've also played incompetent so the sharks look elsewhere. Point being... options exist, don't negotiate [only] with yourself.

Would be remiss if I missed the opportunity to quote Louis Rossman: "don't accept the premise of assholes"