My insurance company and Synology would be my first targets. I'd gladly throw ~1k at each.

Of course, I suspect the true business model to be to do nothing. You sell the "service" to people customers, but your enterprise customers pay you a subscription fee to not execute the order. ELaaS: Everybody Loses as a Service

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culi an hour ago | parent | next [-]

Take it further.

Tell the original customer that if the company pays to have this not done to them, they will get a portion of the proceeds. Many customers might even end up getting more back than they were originally stiffed for.

Scale it enough and it would be stupid for a customer NOT to do this

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mcmcmc 29 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

aka Rent Seeking as a Service

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bad_haircut72 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

You must have worked for Yelp

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registeredcorn 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Haha. You could also add in some "fun" Uber-isms, too!

Suppose an enterprise customer released a new update that everyone absolutely hates, so angry customers are are more likely to wage war on their bots with the company's anti-bot token-draining mechanism: "Oh, whoops! Looks like you're in surge pricing territory. We can only refuse to do nothing for so long before we start to lose credibility with our people customers, so what would have been a subscription fee has now slipped into premium pricing territory!"

(Forgive my math below; avoiding coffee today.)

Surge pricing for Denial of, Denial of Chat Bot Token rate: (personPaymentPerHour + averagePricePerPersonPaid) * daysLeftInPaymentCycle ^ (hatePerPerson / time) + 1

hatePerPerson can be calculated as the averaged comment-to-upvote (or upvote to downvote, if available) across Social Media platforms.

If you want to be exceptionally malicious, you can also offer dynamic discounting to the person customers at the same time, to drive up the surge pricing even higher!

I would call this unethical but, well, every aspect of it kind of is. Everything from the service existing, to the the people participating, to the secret backend service, to the enterprise customers paying for that secret backend service. Might as well drain as much dosh from everyone as you can, if everyone is tip toeing in that dark-grey area anyway. :)

You know what? If I have time, I might even make a mock site to sketch all of this out. I've been meaning to come across a fun little project. This could work! lol

	▲	neonstatic 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		> hatePerPerson All roads, inevitably, lead to two minutes hate. The man was a prophet.