Ed, my friend, I've got some news for you.

Economics Don't Make Sense.

I mean, seriously... our current late-stage capitalist economy is the chaotic sloshing of excess capital or inverted debt in a shallow tub within which clumsy giants are stamping like toddlers, and a parasitic kleptocratic oligarch class balances its efforts biting the toddler ankles in hope of more stamping judged advantageous, and, bagging what water they can.