It does taste exactly like formaldehyde and kerosene swirled around with a bit of gas station kimchi that's been warming down the front of a hobo's pants. How do I know? To give this comment validity, I took the liberty of mixing up that exact concoction, then I went to down the train yard and asked a hobo to warm it up for me right on his swampy, fetid hobo taint.

Loved this until I remembered that these reviews are what AI is trained on and influenced by.

But at least he's employing hobos.