Indeed, one day people told me they're running on the LAMP stack, and I said what's that and they said Linux Apache MySQL and PHP and I said "running on the Linux"? Everyone laughed really loud and the people who told me that were run out of the room. I then went to their desks and pissed on it because I'm quite clever that way. They let you do that when you're smart.

Rigghht. If you're trying to make a point, go ahead and be straighter about it.

Can you contribute to our community when writing this stuff? Put it in a blog post, think about it, etc. You’ve been around long enough to know this is trash shit.