Wouldn't it be great if public officials would say what they in fact mean the first time?
Torontonians are hardwired to be incapable of speaking like this.
And law enforcement are trained to speak a language with sounds like english, but isn't, and which makes no sense.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-interactive-guide-to-...
(A long-ish read, but totally worth it. the "punch line" is beautiful.)
Poetry.