> he said "you may have the right of way, but you'll still be dead if one hits you"
Here lies the body
Of William Jay,
Who died maintaining
His right of way.
He was in the right
As he sped along,
But he’s just as dead
As if he’d been wrong.
Edgar A. Guest, possibly. Some variations and discussion here:https://literature.stackexchange.com/questions/18230