Why would you? Farting is the pinnacle of comedy.

My own as-yet-unpublished research suggests that some cultures frown upon excessive comedy in the workplace.

But what if those cultures are just objectively wrong? Farts are hilarious after all.

Early results indicate that the ears say yes, but the nose says no.

	▲	konfusinomicon 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		can confirm. worked in a very small office with a guy who didn't give a damn. silent but deadly doesnt do it justice. between that, a single bathroom right across from the secretaries desk (the unfortunate lady she was), and the sound of coworkers breathing, it was unbearable to say the least

If I ly excessive gas didn't cause crazy painful cramps for me.