Slightly offtopic and it's odd because I'm asking for something that feels like should exist though, like, I get that I have no right to it.

This, for X, but not under Gnome or KDE? Even better, perhaps as just a script or something under Openbox?

(might be time to get into the vibecoding...)

What's keeping you on X? Some apps still broken for you?

I switched to Wayland a few months back and it's been pleasantly boring