I had to sleep overnight in the phoenix airport once. All night long a loud speaker was repeating at high volume "Caution: the moving walkway is coming to an end." I remember wishing that it would indeed come to an end.

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CGMthrowaway 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Hit the E-stop button next time. The belt will stop and won't get restarted until the morning when a maintenance guy comes around.

	▲	SR2Z 4 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		I'm sure the belt will stop, I'm less sure the audio will.
	▲	kstrauser 3 hours ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		That sounds like a great way to get tossed out of an airport.
	▲	a-b an hour ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		Sounds like ill advice. Have great potential to discover the authentic beauty of Amtrak and Greyhound modes of traveling.
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enthdegree 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

No materials on the escalator

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crooked-v 5 hours ago | parent [-]

The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

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ternaryoperator an hour ago | parent | next [-]

The actual quote, both from the movie and IRL is: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."

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pdonis 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The really fun part is that the couple who read those lines in the movie Airplane actually had been announcers at, IIRC, LAX airport. They must have had a great time doing the movie.

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stooart 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

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oaktowner 4 hours ago | parent [-]

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a WHITE zone.

	▲	stooart 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Oh really? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.