Yeah my parents thought it was funny and I was like... yeah not actually. You need to get that fixed.

Might be immature but personally once I knew this was possible I'd go for the high score. Try to get every substance I can think of listed plus a supposed admission of murder and whatever other ridiculous stuff I can come up with.

"Well you know me doc, I keep my drugs in the deep freezer with the bodies waiting for disposal so I'm quite confident in their shelf life." I wonder what an AI scribe would make of such a remark.