That’s like telling the Japanese that “cutlet” is not pronounced “katsu.” It ain’t gonna change. Or even having southerners pronounce squirrel with two sellable [autocorrect : syllables] Good luck with that!

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anticorporate 5 hours ago | parent [-]

> two sellable

I'm a southerner and we generally have squirrels in plentiful quantities, so it's never occurred to me to sell them. /s

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pkaeding 4 hours ago | parent [-]

Mepps buys the tails, they make fishing lures from them: https://www.mepps.com/squirrel-tail/

	▲	anticorporate 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		At twelve cents for a half tail or twenty five cents for a full tail, I think I'll stick to just watching them climb trees and bury nuts. Especially since I'm expected to salt, straighten, and dry the tails first.