Let's review the policy options in light of your suggestion:

1) We make it hard to lawfully acquire pain medications. You pay $$$ to see a doctor and you pay it even if they refuse you. If they do, you then have to pay $$ to get them from Stringer Bell, or start there to begin with if you didn't have $$$, and hope they're not cut with drain cleaner or unevenly mixed so that some days you get 100% corn starch and other days you get a fentanyl overdose.

2) We make it easy. Anyone can get them from Walmart. The people who need them pay the same $ they do for a bottle of Advil/Tylenol instead of paying $$ to murderers or $$$ to waste scarce medical resources that could have saved someone else's life. The bottle from Walmart always has a consistent amount of the drug in it and neither the dental patients nor the addicts get a surprise fentanyl overdose.

The first option is still the bad one, right?