I would believe you if this were 2024, but Opus 4.7/GPT 5.4 are genuinely impressive in many domains and do perform work one would expect of a college-educated, experienced dev. People don't understand that "AI" is not a static thing, failure modes that make LLM's completely useless one year could be generally solved by the next year (remember the whole thing about image models not being able to do hands? Or LLM's not being able to do math?)