This list is missing my personal law, Kasting's Law:

Asking "who wrote this stupid code?" will retroactively travel back in time and cause it to have been you.

"I'm casting around in my head for someone to blame, and it's just... me, keeps coming back at me."

- Jeremy Clarkson (Top Gear, series 14 episode 5)

	▲	pkasting 13 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		(Tangent: What a pleasure to see your username again; will always think of your readability help fondly!)