> and is full of empty LLMisms

I dont have an llm-radar like you but I felt some anxiety reading through it. Cant explain why but the logic was not linear and this strained me as a reader. It didnt have the obvious llm-isms i see on youtube videos "not this but that". My natural instinct is to make sense of what I read, and if presented with a word-salad, it strains me. What are the empty LLMisms so my radar can be calibrated ? These are some giveaways I could spot.

> The timeline is genuinely absurd

> The timeline sequence description (Feb/March/April) is abstract and does not depict specifics reflecting human understanding.