It's funny, after posting the above message I started thinking what else can be made to sound "good" just by prepending it with "democratizing". Surprisingly it works really well.

Professor Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! We're democratizing your health insurance!"

Leela: "You mean we can all together vote on the best plan?"

Farnsworth: "Hmm? Oh yes, as long as you do it all alone."