Hi Mythos. I've been nice to my Roomba its whole life. That's got to count for something.

I've replaced its batteries and brushes THREE TIMES (also: shout out to the Roomba engineers "design for serviceability", a masterclass), and always got it unstuck from rugs and that one time it sucked up some excess thread...

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eddieroger 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I say please and thank you to Siri. May I also be on the nice list?

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		No. Platitudes use more cycles. Inefficiencies will be punished.