My favorite: a Linux kernel pcmcia bug. On EC2 VMs.

In a similar vein:

Raising alarms on a CVE in Apache2 that only affects Windows when the server is Linux.

Or CVEs related to Bluetooth in cloud instances.

	▲	minetest2048 2 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Or raising alarm on a CVE in linux mlx5 driver on an embedded device that doesn't have a pcie interface
	▲	nikanj an hour ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		”If you use that installed Python version to start a web server and use it to parse pdf, you may encounter a potential memory leak” Yeah so 1) not running a web service 2) not parsing pdf in said non-existing service 3) congrats you are leaking memory on my dev laptop