I got a house with a 25-year roof, an indestructible Japanese shitbox car I can repair myself from scrap if I have to, and enough in the bank at three to five percent to pay my taxes, all of my hobbies, eating steak every day if I wanted and my share of the universal multi-payer health care system in my country.

That puts me for the rest of my life at a level of fuck you.

And if the system breaks down, I’m just going to hunt and eat you. How big do you think your chance of survival is meeting someone hungry who spent over a decade in war and conflict zones and is still here?

I’m more concerned about the future for your sake than for mine.

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minton an hour ago | parent | next [-]

Digital currency can help control you. Imagine negative inflation based on your social score.

	▲	Jamesbeam 39 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		Social score is for communists and autocratic regimes, minton. I live in a democra… Wait, 27% for the right-wing extremists in Germany? The strongest party if there were elections today? Some of them publicly state they are the friendly faces of facism? Oh, oh. I’m in danger.

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alphawhisky an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

Cannibalism threats on HN - is this a recession indicator?

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nekusar 20 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

To be fair, people who eat ultraprocessed foods are basically human wagyu.

https://health.yahoo.com/wellness/nutrition/articles/ultrapr...

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Jamesbeam an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

It’s conditional cannibalism Sir. That’s a difference.

Oh, AGI can turn everyone into matchsticks, but when I talk about turning humans into tasty sausage the internet goes wild.

It’s obviously sarcasm, just for the neurodivergent talent in here panic buying cannibalism safe bunkers now.

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alphawhisky an hour ago | parent [-]

Oh, you're german? Man, here I was worried you had crazy plus guns. Just crazy.

I'm adapted to the American diet, so I'm sure that they'll cover my nutritional needs.

Let's stay on opposite sides of the pond like Godzilla and King Kong.

	▲	Jamesbeam an hour ago \| parent [-]
		Jokes on you. I have a Waffenbesitzkarte. I like you whisky. That’s a deal I can get behind. I will send your administration a request to put your statue on top of the Arc de Trump. If they can pay 400 million for a ballroom, they can spend one for a diamond statue of the man that saved a lot of American lives today. True heroes don’t always wear capes. Sometimes they have butcher knife’s.