This is not only average. This is actual magic.

    So let's be real: the SQL is average. The joins are average. The chart is average. And that took us less than 5 minutes and that was amazing, that is the entire point.

    You did not need a data engineer to model your HubSpot data, or a meeting to agree on whether it should be last-click or first-click or linear or time-decay or whatever.

    You needed a query, written fast, on data you already own. Your LLM wrote it. You confirmed it made sense. Your manager got a link.


    Honestly, average is clearly magic; prove me wrong.

It is like nails on a chalkboard.

Author here; I suppose the... side eye awkward monkey meme was a bit lost on you; it was written on purpose. Funnily enough. Everything is slop if you want it to be slop. This however, was written by hand my little hands. Now I might be a bad writter - that is indeed another subject.