There's an SMBC strip that makes your exact point, except they intended it as satire, whereas you seem to mean it in earnest.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

I'm confused by how my point got so lost.

I think Facebook is behind these bills. I think that from personal experience working at Facebook.

That an LLM may have arrived at the same conclusion is unrelated. LLMs are garbage. Don't use them.