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Aliens.gov Resolves – To a WordPress "Site Not Found" Error
10 points by ascarola 20 hours ago | 5 comments

After a month of "Stay tuned! " from White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary Anna Kelly, the U.S. government's long-awaited UFO disclosure portal has achieved a major milestone: it now returns what appears to be a WordPress multisite configuration error instead of nothing.

Progress.

The domain was registered by CISA on March 17th amid much fanfare following Trump's directive to release classified files on UAPs, extraterrestrial life, and "any and all other information connected to these highly complex but extremely interesting and important matters." The Pentagon got involved. Avi Loeb wrote a think piece. A cottage industry of fake mirror sites (aliens-gov.online, aliensgov.online, etc.) sprang up overnight.

The actual government site? SITE_NOT_FOUND.

To be fair, this is likely a CMS multisite DNS/mapping issue — the server is live, the content just hasn't been deployed yet. So disclosure is technically imminent, in the same way that a 90s GeoCities page was technically imminent once you bought the domain.

The real question is whether the classified files revealing 70 years of extraterrestrial contact will be organized with Categories, Tags, and a sidebar widget showing Recent Posts. :)

ButlerianJihad 20 hours ago | parent | next [-]

  Please prove that you are an alien by selecting all heptagons containing crop circles
turtleyacht 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

To be fair, the site's real contents are probably "out there somewhere."

LowLevelKernel 17 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Kalshi has a huge bet on this

Computer0 20 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Chrome helps you browse more securely by alerting you when it detects a site that may be unsafe to visit. When a site may be unsafe, Chrome changes the icon next to the site address.

krapp 18 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

What are they hiding?

What don't they want you to know?

The true history of the human race?

The true nature of space and time?

Interdimensional nonhuman intelligence?

Strange craft in the skies?

The intersection of the physical and paranormal?

Are we only souls in this ethereal plane?

Models running in a simulation?

Who really built the pyramids?

Is time even real?

Is the world even round?

What even is the moon?

Is it haunted?

By what?

What about that giant UFO that was so big they had to construct a whole building around it? What's up with that?

Who even cares that Trump once punched a 13 year old girl in the head when she bit his dick while being forced to give him fellatio?

This is serious business!