Couple of people in my company have vibe coded some chat interface and they’re passing skills and MCPs that give the model access to all our internal data (multiple databases) and tools (Jira, Confluence etc).

I wonder if there’s something off the shelf that does this?

Claude Desktop / CoWork already does this.

North Korean employees should do the trick. For an even cheaper solution, you could try pirating some programs on KaZaA.