The web IS the duck typing equivalent at the network boundary! That’s why plenty of alternative service providers can and do implement eg object storage APIs that work with aws s3 client libraries, or LLM APIs that work with Claude Code. The reasons these use cases are standardized (while others remain fragmented) are economic, not technical (lock-in isn’t as profitable for these alt services as raw adoption)—and so a purely technical solution like this is unlikely to address the crux of the problem.

Even purely on the technical level, this seemingly hasn't internalized the lessons of https://xkcd.com/927/