I have broken dishes loading and unloading the dishwasher. Am I a massive failure?

My non-AI dishwasher can't even always keep the water inside. Nothing is perfect.

If someone paid 100 grand for you to load and unload the the dishwasher, and the research to be able to do it costed hundreds of billions, decades of research, hundreds of thousands of researchers, and that was the ONLY thing you could do, yes, you WOULD be a massive failure.