We've already had Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space: https://imdb.com/title/tt28651516/

Do they write Rust?

No because if they did they’d tell you about it in the first sentence

if someone uses */Linux, writes rust, and is a vegan, what do they tell you first?

	▲	sailfast 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		They tell you about free software and what it means and no not like beer.