the parallel druggie are the AI companies who want to quit burning cash but tealize their users are all addicted to 40k GPUs that cost $100s dollars a month to use and theres no way to train a SOTA model better and guarantee better efficiency; so you promo double tokens as a cover for a QUANT downgrade while publishing a reskinned "upgrade" as super killer AI hoping some B2B will take a hit of the crack pipe.

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