The ‘graduation day massacre of 2047’, ycombinator’s greatest tragedy…. The ceremony was interrupted by ‘Anti-AI’ + ‘Pro-Trump/Palestine Gaza Hotel & Casino’ protesters (who all refused to wear their anti COVID-47 plastic vampire teeth) and, with good cause, were massacred by the Cyber-Hot-Pinkertons

I forgot what I was typing this in response to, so I’m just going to stop and post lol