> and if it isnt CSAM related, microsoft is not going to be contacting your local police, period.

Why would they not? I once had a problem with material uploaded on a file sharing system hosted on Hetzner. I received an email about it from Hetzner, but I was on holiday and I didn't check my email so after 48 hours or so the local police (French gendarmerie) came to my address and politely asked for my server logs.

Luckily I had forgotten to update my billing address on my Hetzner account, so it was my parents address and I was on holidays at my parents.