Halfway through this great video and I have two questions:

1) Can we take this library and turn it into a a generic driver or something that applies the technique to all software (kernel and userspace) running on the system? i.e. If I want to halve my effective memory in order to completely eliminate the tail latency problem, without having to rewrite legacy software to implement this invention.

2) What model miniature smoke machine is that? I instruct volunteer firefighters and occasionally do scale model demos to teach ventilation concepts. Some research years back led me to the "Tiny FX" fogger which works great, but it's expensive and this thing looks even more convenient.

1. not that I can think of, due to the core split. It really has to be independent cores racing independent loads. anything clever you could do with kernel modules, page-table-land, or dynamically reacting via PMU counters would likely cost microseconds...far larger than the 10s-100s of nanoseconds you gain.

what I wished I had during this project is a hypothetical hedged_load ISA instruction. Issue two requests to two memory controllers and drop the loser. That would let the strategy work on a single thread! Or, even better, integrating the behavior into the memory controller itself, which would be transparent to all software without recompilation. But, you’d have to convince Intel/AMD/someone else :)

2. It’s called a “smokeninja”. Fairly popular in product photography circles, it’s quite fun!

> halve my effective memory in order to completely eliminate the tail latency problem,

Wouldn't you have a tail latency problem on the write side though if you just blindly apply it every where? As in unless all the replicas are done writing you can't proceed.

Brio 33884. It has a tiny ultrasonic humidifier in there.