Thank you for your attempt to make me feel better, I would be truly devastated to learn that information if I were in the business of shipping fragile items in plastic bubble wrap, and that devastation would certainly assuage my current disappointment. Unfortunately I am not in that business and cannot even remember the last time I bubble-wrapped anything, so I cannot take any morally-masochistic solace from learning about the better alternatives. My disappointment remains immeasurable, but I will keep that info in mind in case I ever need it.