>Water, a drink consumed by nobel price winners and European kings...

Oxygen, an element serial killers need in order to kill again.

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fny 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Dihydrogen monoxide - a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents[0]

dbt00 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

thousands of people die every year from DHMO toxicity, literal overdoses of DHMO, yet you can still find it in baby food and breast milk.

wjessup an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

100% of people who've ever had DHMO have died.

This is scientifically verified and yet nobody does anything about it.

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		Truly, we can eliminate the null hypothesis because only ~93% of humans who have ever lived have died. [0] [1] [0] https://www.prb.org/news/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-... [1] https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/
	▲	hcknwscommenter 42 minutes ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		I know this is a joke, but you did it wrong. There are obviously people (like me) who have had DHMO and are not dead. 100% of the people who have died have been exposed to DHMO.
	▲	drdaeman 38 minutes ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		> and yet nobody does anything about it So dismissive of all the transhumanist efforts to eradicate death!

I was alway taught that Adolf Hitler was a prevalent user of dihydrogen monoxide and refused to give it to his captives.

ssl-3 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Water? Like, from the toilet?

	▲	echelon an hour ago \| parent [-]
		It's what plants crave. (I needed to be able to post that to HN tonight.)