$ uptime

22:22:45 up 3748 days 21:20, 2 users, load average: 1.42, 1.36, 1.02

It's very funny, I think it's because my laptop battery died and when I replaced it, it had to update the time from 10 years ago? I'm not sure why, as the laptop is from mid-2012.

> 17:27:20 up 1112 days, 10:36, 50 users, load average: 0.20, 0.19, 0.18

I thought I had a record going here with my Dell laptop, but I guess you win. After a certain point, I just decided to see how long I can make it go.