You know, why not just make it a lot faster and more convenient and just go by the expert assessment of the officer on scene? No need for all the bloat.

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fragmede 8 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I would dread the arrival of this officer/judge arriving on the scene.

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drfloyd51 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I. AM. THE LAW.

Dreddful.

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Jimmc414 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Is this satire?

	▲	Zigurd 8 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Because this is HN, and especially because it's HN's audience reading it, this is a perfectly cromulent question.
	▲	ahhhhnoooo 5 hours ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		One hopes it's satire. Can't tell, unfortunately.
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