- report benchmark that conveniently omits well known SOTAs, 20 points

- conveniently omit well known benchmarks because not SOTA, 30 points

- change one tiny term in GRPO and call it a completely different acronym, 50 points

- try to slide in a systems hack and but title your paper as though it is a model improvement, 100 points (prizes to the first replier who figures out which recent paper i am subtweeting here)

- forbes 30 under 30, 100 points

fine tune an oss model and call it a groundbreaking innovation -- 20 points