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nimbius 3 days ago

Blame it on whatever you like. oracle has been a rudderless leech for nearly 30 years now.

- overpricing the database led to a predictable exodus and new players with often times better performance.

- acquisition of MySQL led to a predictable exodus and new players like maria with often times better performance.

- Oracle cloud arrived late to spectacular skepticism and low user turnout from customers who had been burned by high cost and users burned from decisions like the death of opensolaris. it exists on federal life support these days by the grace of the prevailing administration.

- more than 80 products, with hundreds of thousands of patches and updates, yet no coherent or meaningful reform of the build for more than forty years. DB 19c still ships broken for redhat 9 as a means of driving users to oracle linux, and patching the installer is a 1970s experience in itself. DB 23's greatest improvement has been to tack the letters "AI" onto it to chum what shallow AI waters Oracle deigns to tread outside of an investment portfolio.

- dumping cash into oracle enterprise linux despite it only having around 2500 active corporate users.

this is nearly 20% of the company being laid off.

NitpickLawyer 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

> a rudderless leech for nearly 30 years now.

Yeah, from small interactions over the past two decades, I have no idea how they could have been so bad while employing so many people. What on earth were those 30k people doing?! Their solutions were crap for ages.

colechristensen 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

>I have no idea how they could have been so bad while employing so many people

There is a significant correlation between how many people you employ and how much nothing you accomplish. It means you've gotten big enough to survive long bouts of doing something and achieving nothing with large amounts of people.

VirusNewbie 3 days ago | parent [-]

Amazon empoloys 300k corporate employees. Apple has 170k. How is this a significant correlation.

It seems there's literally no correlation between people and what is accomplished.

Tuna-Fish 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The Oracle codebase is legendarily gnarly. Doing even small things takes forever and a mountain of work.

rbanffy 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

> What on earth were those 30k people doing?!

Could be lawyers.

Would we be sad if they were lawyers?

dajt 3 days ago | parent [-]

We would not be sad if they were lawyers. But I'm sure they were not lawyers. Lawyers are how Oracle generates revenue.

Developers & QA are cost centres and liabilties.

jimbokun 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

I hadn’t realized their stock price has been cut in half over the past year.

jacobgkau 3 days ago | parent [-]

It's been cut in half year-to-date. It's about where it was a full year ago right now.