It's been a fairly stress free quarter in rainbow bear land.

Buy puts, wait for Trump to say something dumb (don't worry, it won't take long), sell, return to step one.

and you don't even need to hold them until friday. at the very least sell your bullish position on thursday nights.

He says dumb things all the time, but that seems like it would have been a poor strategy from Apr 2025 to Feb 2026.