You had me almost spit out my coffee. That's hilariously on point.

My favorite is this:

The LinkedIn Renaissance Man. It reads like this: "Visionary, Recruiter, Climber, Marathon Runner, Co-founder, Author. Father."

That's the sales guys we charge with finding us jobs.

Our past co-workers are all CEOs, CTO's, AI experts, and various flavor of Leonardo da Vinci that surely puts my income and achievements to shame.