The danger of Steve Jobs hijacking his own private plane was obviously quite high! We can only thank the dutiful TSA officers for their brave service. I’m sure they risked their lives averting this danger. Have they been awarded any medals yet?

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Simulacra 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

https://techland.time.com/2010/09/14/steve-jobs-vows-to-neve...

For reference

	▲	noman-land 2 days ago \| parent [-]
		"Update: Apple called Techland saying that the story is “pure fiction.” According to the New York Post, Steve Jobs himself has told them the same."

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tempodox 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Apparently I forgot the “/s” on my parent comment.