I got this email in mid-March:

> I’m reaching out to start a dialogue regarding a possible non-executive founding directorship role for a new senior care deal.

> We are doing a roll-up. Acquiring and consolidating various senior living revenue generating companies, eliminating redundant operations, improve and expand service offerings and ultimately exit via private sale or IPO.

It was so bonkers I forwarded it to my wife, who works in a research center on aging, and she was like, "how many red flags can you fit into one email?"

This stuff is depressingly real.