> forest fires

Fire bug

> earthquakes

Dynamite the fault

> hurricanes

Crazy, but, hear me out: mirrors in space warming the Atlantic, mirrors in Africa warming the atmosphere ("solar power"), Trump wanting to nuke a hurricane, etc.

Pandemic? Go harvest bats and put them in a cage with chickens. You don't even need a molecular bio lab.

Stock market crash? Bombs. Terrorist attacks.

Energy prices? Derail a train carrying fuel cars. Bonus points if it's in a major metro and has a blast radius. Or, I dunno, start a war with Iran.

This could get really bad.

Dynamite the fault? I presume you haven't seriously thought about how much dynamite it would take and how deeply you'd have to plant it.

Mirrors in space? Again, have you done the math? How many thousands of acres of mirrors would you need, how many rockets would it take, and how much would they cost? Could you make enough on the betting market to break even?

"Dynamite the fault"? What are you, a Bond villain?